My Day

Well, Good Afternoon!!!! Ya'll are looking good. It's such a pleasure to be here... *realizes she's not on stage...*

HOWDY FAITHFUL READERS!!!!

So, I'm back home! Springtime in Virginia is gorgeous. But who really wants to read about a bunch of stunning bright PINK trees, green-green-GREEN hills, birdsongs and frogsongs and BLUE sky? Psh... nope, you'll just have to come visit.

Today, I went shopping for my work uniform (because I start a waitressing job tomorrow). I am sure there are MANY ways to look like an idiot while shopping, but here are a few I discovered today (I'll chalk them all up to cultural acclamation :)

-- Tripping over yourself because the automatic door opened so slowly

-- Walking into a store and telling the clerk that you're looking for a shirt for yourself only to have her give you a disgusted look and tell you, "This store is plus sizes only."

-- Stopping in front of a door before realizing that it's NOT automatic (heheh... heh. :)

Then, I went to the gym. My high-altitude blood apparently doesn't understand that it is supposed to be SUPER-CHARGED. Or maybe I should blame it on the gym, whose TVs were showing nothing but baseball, a courtroom reality show, and a CNN special on taxes... SERIOUSLY? Is that get-yourself-pumped-up work-out material or WHAT??? :)

Ah good times. Love to everyone. Stay tuned! =)

Ciao-ciao!!!